Damn you Auto correct!

[Clarence]

[Shay]

Ah yes, good ol' auto correct. I used to call my blackberry a pervert. It was constantly changing things I wanted to say to sexual terms. The first time I didn't notice it, I was talking to Chazzycakes about what to snack on. I went to say baked lays, and instead it came out as naked lays.

[Beany]

Lol @ these!

I typed my friend's name in a text once and it came out as orgasm. Thankfully, I don't trust my phone to get the right word, so I check my texts thoroughly before sending them.

Please note: There are about a million euphanisms and dodgy meanings in that. All unintentional. Please don't steal them. Especially if your name is Yaz.

[Redders]

oh god, i love autocorrect. there was a time i was using my itouch to talk with my cousin and i sent to her "im just sitting in school, bored as heck, and i got to use the bathroom but it smells like crap!".

she sent back, "i bet you everything smells like crap down there.

turns out autocorrect made me say, "im just sitting in a sewer, bored as heck, and i got to use the bathroom but it smells like crap!"

[Clarence]

These got sent to me today at work from Sandman 2525, they kicked my bottom!

[Moe]

Oh! I had forgotten this site!

"An electric sucking machine for the floor"

[Dowster]

COCKSLAP!!