I Have the Cookie!

[Redders]

The Cookie Game:

It's a game where everyone fights for the cookie! For example,

1st person: I steal the cookie from a candy shop. I have the cookie now!
2nd person: I tripped you while you were running. I take the cookie and climb a tree! I have the cookie now!

and so on...You have to end with some sort of "I have the cookie now".

only two rules-
1) you cant kill anybody off. severly hurt, yes, but no killing.
and 2) you cant eat the cookie!

i'll start: i stole the cookie from a bakery, i have the cookie now!

[Clovvach]

I tell you that I will bring the cookie to a safe place if you give it to me. I lie. I have the cookie now!

[Clarence]

I steal the cookie and bike off into the sunset.... is that what I'm suppose to do?

[Clovvach]

Yep!

Except I guess you have to say "I have the cookie now!"

[Redders]

kind of, yeah. now you have the cookie.

i spill tacks on the path your taking and pop your bike tires. while your fixing them, i grab the cookie and ride a purple horse into the woods. i have the cookie now!

[Clarence]

i grab the cookie and ride a purple horse into the woods. i have the cookie now!

So I guess it's a weed cookie then

[chex]

I shoot your purple horse and hog tie you before putting a band-aid over the horse's wound. I steal the cookie and yell triumphantly, "the cookie is mine!" before scampering off in the other direction.

[Redders]

a tribe of Indians finds me and undo my ties. i tell them im the Wolfmother and they all stare in awe as i show them my amazing ability to take my thumb off and put it back. they agree to help my cause and launch an attack on Chex. in the middle of it all i manage to save the cookie and swing from tree to tree, like Tarzan. the cookie is mine now!

[Clovvach]

Suddenly the forest bursts into flames. Red panics, but doesn't give up the cookie. Quickly looking around she sees me with a lighter. I start burning up more things like trees until We are surrounded by fire. Soon Red has no choice but to fight back. She throws anything she finds, but they are all miss or melt in the fire. Plastic knives, arrows, animal droppings, the cookie. Oops. Red threw the cookie, and I catch it! The cookie is mine now!

[Redders]

I ninja poof out of nowhere in front of Clovvach, but don't touch him. While he's distracted by my ninja skills, a random boulder hits him. i save the cookie and ninja poof right back out of there.

[Clovvach]

That's awesome!

[Redders]

cant beat my ninja skills!

[Wesley]

We played this game in at least one of the older forums. I walk up to you and take the cookie. Since nobody in here has ever seen me before in real life and has no idea what I look like, you just stand there in amazement while I walk away with the cookie, which I now have.

[chex]

Since nobody in here has ever seen me before in real life

[Clovvach]

I lock down the entire city/town, and cookie search until I find GreatZot with the cookie. I have the cookie now!

[Clarence]

I kick Clavvach and steal the cookie and travel back to the year 1920 where nobody will trace me because nobody knows of my secret time travel plans.

[Clovvach]

Clarence has Clavvach's cookie, but unfortunately I'm ClOvvach, so Clarence has the wrong cookie. I still have the cookie!

[Clarence]

I freeze myself in 1920 after I realize the mistake and travel forward to the year 2011, have myself unfreezed and then steal the cookie from Clovvach

Then I travel through time again but I'm not telling ANYONe what year I'm going too!

[Dowster]

Doctor Who is able to look you up in his directory, and very kindly offers to retrieve the cookie for me

It's currently tucked safely into the top of my pants

[chex]

I gladly retrieve the cookie with my mouth (don't worry, I didn't eat it) before winking at Dow and running off.