Good morning!

[Shay]

Ouch.

[Yaz Pistachio]

Oh, did not see that...

[Giana]

`I am still in bed,i cant stop thinking of you and last night...i wish i could crush you on my chest!On that warm night you came to me and what hapend left me with unforgettable sensations.You came from nowhere and,with out any shame,or fear,i caught you touching my naked body..you felt my indiference and bited me without mercy,driving me crazy.We`ve been tossing all night,into a crazy game.Finally,at dawn i felt asleep!When i woke up i looked for you,but couldnt find you..the sheets fallen down of bed are the only witness of last night.Tonight i will pretend i`m asleep and i will wait for you to come again...you miserable mosquito!

[Shay]

Lol I was waiting for the catch to that. I kept trying to figure out what she was actually talking about.

[Giana]

10 reasons to go naked at work:
1.boss always yells at you:`i want to see your butt here at 8 o`clock`
2.you enjoy the radiations of your monitor for the whole body
3.you can say:`i would like to contribute but i forgot my wallet at home`
4.is a very original way to show them you are well provided,not only intellectual
5.you can put in your CV,`exotic dancer`
6.you want to see if is really like in a dream
7.your colleags wont steal your pencils,after they see where you keep them
8.is a way to distract from the fact that you came drunk before
9.is a new meaning for`your hair looks weird`
10.no one will steal your chair!

[Shay]

Lmao...people are always trying to steal my chair too. We only have 10 of these super expensive chairs that are $300 a piece. Super nice and super expensive. We have three of them on the night shift and I am one of them. Everyone else has these really cheap chairs that give stiff backs and sore butts.

[Yaz Pistachio]

Why did you get one?

[Shay]

Because I'm effing awesome at my job with fantastic stats. =] And I'm the second best on the night shift.

[Beany]

We only have 10 of these super expensive chairs that are $300 a piece. Super nice and super expensive. We have three of them on the night shift and I am one of them.

You're a chair?

[Shay]

Lol smart bottom. <3

[Dowster]

Yeah that made me LOL

[Beany]

Wasn't my fault - I'm a SPAG freak, remember?

[Dowster]

Yeah I like Spaghetti too

[UnknownSoldier]

Shay I will be your chair

[Beany]

Yeah I like Spaghetti too

I meant SPAG - it's a term for some learning grade. In other words I always check things mean what they say. Unless I say them.

[chex]

SPelling And Grammar?

[Dowster]

[sarcasm] Really I didn't know that, I honestly thought that you were talking about spaghetti, really and truly I did [/sarcasm]

[Beany]

I've already said (somewhere) that me brain don't kick in till Thursday. It's not my fault that it makes me look even more of a freak than usual (well i guess it is, but you know what I mean - i hope)...

[Shay]

Shay I will be your chair

You can be my chair any day.

[Dowster]

I've already said (somewhere) that me brain don't kick in till Thursday. It's not my fault that it makes me look even more of a freak than usual (well i guess it is, but you know what I mean - i hope)...

Ah yeah, that happens to me too