Fact about Kids

[Dowster]

Did I post it on the old forum? I can't actually remember now..

[Eff]

~If its a girl- she will grow up eventually
~if its a boy he will stay a KID for the rest of his life.

[Jonny Boy]

-If it's a girl she'll be arrogant about the superiority of thier own tickle fight
-If it's a boy, he won't give two s-h-i-t-s

[Pete McGiveris]

-If it's a girl she'll be arrogant about the superiority of thier own s.e.x
-If it's a boy, he won't give two s-h-i-t-s

Awesome!

[Jonny Boy]

Ty

[LaLou]

You can't wait for them to leave home and fend for themselves, and when they finally do you miss them.

[Giana]

I am soooo looking for that day.....

[Eff]

You need to fight them to get them to eat BUT
You need to hide while eatting so they won't eat your food (although its the same food)

[Eff]

Kids have the weirdest questions.

My kid just asked me:" momy does god lives in England?"

[Beany]

My cousin asked me if the Queen was a lioness once, cos the lion was the king of the jungle.

[Eff]

~They're never tired, until they fall asleep.

[Beany]

This reminded me of the time I stayed at my cousins house once. One of my cousins was only 2 or 3, and in the middle of the night she rolled over onto a singing toy. It woke me and my other cousin up and then (after making this toy go off about 20 times) my cousin woke up, then made the toy sing on purpose at 3AM. I wanted to take it away from her but I knew she'd start crying. So the noisy toy woke up everyone else. And I got the blame.

[Yaz Pistachio]

~When they're 5 years old, they can't sit still for the life of them.

[Eff]

- They will grow up.

[chex]

TAKE THAT BACK!

[Eff]

One day ,quick enough.. you realize their not babies anymore. and you just don't let go...................................








Chexy!!

[Eff]

My kid just said he is worried about god ,he worries that god might fall of the sky to the ground.

[Beany]

My cousin was asking whether God stole balloons when they floated away and saved them for a birthday party.

[Dowster]

That's friggin awesome

[Eff]

~They win, Kids, they always win.