Chapter 80 --> Drunken Horror Show

[Clarence]

Season 7! ~ "Drunken Horror Show"

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Steroids Man has just proposed to Amanda and is waiting anxiously for Amanda's answer.

Amanda: No.

There's a pause and Steroids Man looks utterly devastated.

Amanda: Of course I will, silly!

Steroids Man smiles and is so happy and puts the ring on her finger.

Steroids Man: You made me SO happy!

Amanda: Me too!

Steroids Man jumps up and down in the air and then hugs Amanda tightly and then slams her to the cold, cold ground and jumps back up and down.

Amanda: Owwww....!!!

Steroids Man: Sorry, are you ok?

Amanda: No, you just slammed me to the cold ground, what the hell?

Steroids Man: Sorry, I got excited... !

Amanda: *cough* It's ok...

Steroids Man: It's love pain, work with it.

Amanda stares at Steroids Man like she doesn't know what to think.

Steroids Man: Let's go home, I got a surprise for you!

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Steroids Man and Amanda come home to balloons and a party like atmosphere with Doug, the robot and Phil. Also a banner....

Steroids Man and everybody: Surprise!

Amanda: Thanks everyone.... what is with that banner?

Steroids Man: Ummm.... oh what the hell Doug?

The banner reads "So sorry she said No"

Doug: What?

Steroids Man: Why the hell would you put that banner up?

Doug: Well you never texted me, how was I suppose to know what banner to put up?

Steroids Man (Holding his head and sighing): Where is the other banner?

Doug: I threw that in the trash.

Steroids Man: You're getting a pay cut!

Doug gets mad and takes the banner down and goes to throw it out. When he's at the dumpster he pulls out a wedding ring.

Doug: So much for that plan...

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Amanda goes over to the robot.

Robot: CONGRATULATIONS!

Amanda: Thank you, I'm really happy about this!

Robot: ME TOO! IN FACT WE SHOULD CELEBRATE BY HAVING A PEPSI RETRO!

The robot holds up a Pepsi Retro for everyone to see.

Amanda: No thanks...

Robot: BUT PEPSI RETRO IS MADE OUT OF REAL SUGAR FOR THAT RETRO TASTE! It'S THE NEWEST CRAZE AND COMES IN REGULAR AND DIET!

Steroids Man: What the hell are you doing?

Phil: Sorry about that... the robot recently got some adware in him... I'm trying to clean it out.

Steroids Man: That's annoying.... (Doug comes back in the room) .... anyway, let's get to drinking!

Amanda: Oh?

Steroids Man: We're going to have to celebrate and I bought a lot of liquor for all of us and we have Dance Dance Revolution and all sorts of fun stuff!

Amanda: Ok!

Steroids Man: Look, we even put a little party hat on Max!

Max the cat enters the room and is pissed off with a hat stuck to his head.

Phil comes in with all different kinds of liquor and everyone gets ready to party!

Doug: This is going to be awesome, I'm going to drink until I get sick!! YEAH!!!! ROCK AND ROLL!!!

Steroids Man gives him a dirty look.

Amanda (to robot): Can you drink?

Robot: YEAH... BUT IT'S BAD FOR MY CURCUITS....

Phil: Here, try this.

Phil gives the robot a CD.

Phil: Put that in, I think you will like it!

The robot puts the CD in his drive and then makes strange beeping noises.

Robot: OH WOW.... THIS IS AWESOME, I FEEL ALL smurf UP! PARTY ON EVERYONE!

Everyone cheers and drinks and plays games and has an awesome time! Also loud music is playing all night and there's these awesome lights all over the place, it's a good time!

Phil is drinking rum straight and seems fine ... no change at all.

Steroids Man: Holy crap man, aren't you wasted?

Phil: No.... drugs and alcohol seem to have like no effect on me.... it's strange.

Doug is playing the crap out of Dance Dance Revolution and is getting pretty shazam!-faced. Doug loses another game.

Doug: smurf YOU GAME!!! I can dance better then ANYONE!!!

Doug stumbles around and then throws his beer bottle at the Dance Dance Revolution screen and it shatters as everyone looks on in horror. Steroids Man has a very pissed off look on his face.

Steroids Man: You know, as the janitor, you're cleaning all this shazam! up tomorrow!

Doug: Clean THIS up! *vomits*

Steroids Man: For smurf sakes.

Steroids Man, Amanda and Phil all go into another room with a large and fancy pool table.

Steroids Man: Let's play some pool!

Awesome: I love pool! We have a pool table down at the police station!

Phil: We can play cut-throat!

Cut-throat is a 3 or 5 player game of pool where each player is assigned certain balls and who ever has their balls left on the table at the end of the game wins.

They all take turns playing and drinking.

Phil: Hey Steroids Man, try these.

Steroids Man: What are they?

Phil: Steroids syringes with Vodka in them!

Steroids Man: Awesome! *injects*

They all take turns playing pool and nobody is winning cause they're all too drunk.

Steroids Man: It's my turn!

Steroids Man takes a shot but hits it with super steroid strength and a pool ball goes flying off the table and smacks Phil right in the temple.

Amanda: Phil! Are you ok?

Phil: I think so *rubbing his head* ... but that really sucked..... oh...

Phil sits down and looks very sick and then vomits all over himself.

Steroids Man: I'm so sorry!

The robot comes in still with his drunken simulation software running.

Robot: HEY EVERYONE!

Steroids Man: Hey robot...

Robot: HEY THERE ..... jabberwocky ... *HICK* ..... HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SHAMWOW?!

Amanda: Not this again.

The robot goes over and cleans the vomit off Phil.

Robot: SHAMWOW IS LIKE ..... *burp* .... THE BEST THING EVER.... IT'S ONLY $9.99!!!

Doug enters the room and is crazy drunk.

Doug: I WANT TO PLAY POOL TOO!!!

Doug grabs a pool stick right out of Steroids Man's hands and swings it like a baseball bat at the pool table and snaps the stick in half from the force and then pukes projectile vomit and passes out. Steroids Man kicks him a few times while he's down.

Amanda: This party has gotten really retarded.

Steroids Man: Sorry baby, I love you!

Steroids Man kisses Amanda and she notices he has a very obvious boner. Amanda takes another drink and smiles.

Amanda: Come with me!

Steroids Man: Come where?

Amanda grabs Steroids Man by the princess sophia and drags him out of the room.

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Amanda takes Steroids Man into her room and shuts the door and locks it and then knocks a shelf down into the door and rams Steroids Man against a wall and begins to kiss him all over.

Steroids Man: What are you doing?

Amanda: We're going to have tickle fight once and for all, and this time you can't get away from me!

Steroids Man: Ummm.... maybe we should wait...

Amanda: For smurf sakes! Why do you always get out of having tickle fight with me?

Steroids Man: I'm sorry... I just love you so much and don't want to hurt you... I'm very strong and hurt people before.....

##Flashback to decapitating Charlena##

Amanda: You won't hurt me!

Steroids Man: Are you sure?

Amanda: I'm in very good shape and very strong from my cop training, we're doing this!

Amanda rips off her shirt to reveal a surprisingly toned body and also rips off Steroids Man's shirt and they make out some more. Amanda takes off her pants and rips off Steroids Man's.

Amanda takes off her bra.

Steroids Man: Your tits are awesome!

Eventually they rip off all their clothes and get too it, Amanda goes on top and rides Steroids Man for all he's worth. Amanda gets into the moment and is surprisingly strong and claws at Steroids Man and smashes his head into a wall.

Steroids Man: Wow.... YOU hurt ME!! OUCH *Into the wall again*

They are going at it so vigorously that it seems like the whole room is vibrating and Amanda's and Steroids Man's screams of pleasure can be heard all through the mansion.

Phil, Doug and the robot are a few floors below looking up as they hear screaming and small pieces of drywall fall off the ceiling.

Doug (Looking up): That's hot!

Robot: I HOPE THAT THEY ARE USING TROJAN CONDOMS! I BETTER GO LET THEM KNOW MORE DETAILS ABOUT TROJAN CONDOMS, THE NUMBER 1 SELLING CONDOM IN CANADA!

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Steroids Man: That was amazing!

Amanda: I know! I love you!

Steroids Man: I love you too!!

They get dressed and Amanda leaves to go get more liquor.

Steroids Man: That was so awesome.

Steroids Man is in her room alone smiling and about to leave.

Steroids Man: Nothing could ruin this night!

Suddenly there's strange noises and things in the room start to vibrate and shake and items fall off of Amanda's dresser.

Steroids Man: What's going on...

Suddenly the room glows red and objects begin to go flying all over and smash and explode.

Steroids Man: What's going on!!?!?! How drunk am I?

Suddenly there's this huge flash of red light and a mysterious voice.

Voice: Steroids Man ... I'm back!!!

Steroids Man has to slowly open his eyes as the bright light goes away and looks over to see what's going on. Everything in the room stopped moving now but the room is still glowing red.

Steroids Man: It can't be...

The Manager (As a transparent ghost): It is!

Steroids Man: I thought you died!

The Manger: No .... I'm alive, but I need your help to return to this world!

Steroids Man: Why should I help you?

The Manager: Because if you don't, I'll kill Amanda!

We look to see Steroids Man's face look shocked and surprised.

~~~~To Be Continued ....

[Wesley]

What?!?!? Jumping the shark this early in the season?!?!?!

[Clarence]

???

[Clovvach]

- Clarence
I like the beginning the "I'm sorry she said no" part, but I really don't want the manager to come back! D:

Sorry, but I like more "random adventure" type TV shows, like the Simpsons or something, where they have no over arching plot, and if they do it's short-lived, vs. the over-arching plot type shows like Dr. Who... because do you noticed how in Dr. Who, every season ends in the same way. It's either the Daleks or the Cybermen or the Master reincarnating and doing shazam!. That show imo has defiantly jumped the shark.

but please kill of the manager.

from your #1 fan - Clovvy

PS - I am, of course joking about killing off the manager, but just don't do what Dr. Who does (aka. reincarnate-the-bad-guy-over-and-over-again)

[Clarence]

At which point did I jump the shark? Amanda's proposal responce or the whole ending surprise?

[Clovvach]

I think the ending was what Zot was referring to, because the Manager reincarnated so many times before.

[Clarence]

This is the first time he has ever been reincarnated.... and it has been hinted too for a while that he was never really dead.



He's not actually reincarnated, he never died to begin with, more will be explained. But this will be a different thing then we seen before.

[Clovvach]

right, but still it only feels like he's been around forever... in other words, I know that he hasn't reincarnated before, but it feels like no surprise because, you were hinting at it, which made me, the audience member think "oh he's going to come back", then he comes back... and, no surprise.

Also another thing - don't forget that to keep ideas new and fresh, you'll have to do something not only well-done, and something you haven't done before, but well done, and something that NO ONE has done before. In other words phenomenal ideas aren't only well-done but also, never done before... and in a good way!

just putting this out there because it's useful in not jumping the shark.

My advice is to do something crazy, something that if you had everyone in the world try to guess... no one would guess it.

[Wesley]

...To Be Continued...


This early in the season, having a continuation of a key plot point to ensure the readers will be back for the next installment, THAT is jumping the shark. Had the episode just ended, there would be no shark.

That is an oversimplification, but yeah, there you go.

[chex]

Doug (Looking up): That's hot!

Steroids Man: It's love pain, work with it.

[Clarence]

How excited are you that The Manager is back?

Also will Amanda and Steroids Man actually make it to the alter???

[chex]

I'm looking forward to finding out if he's as funny as before. I loved the "I'm not evil" schtick.

And I'm betting no. Because I'm an balloon knot.

[Clarence]

So looking back.... and the jump the shark thing....

Basically I had two back to back episodes end on a cliff hanger.

79 - Will Amanda accept Steroids Man's proposal?
80 - The Manager is back.... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So... Season 6 ended with the Amanda proposal cliffhanger... would it have been better if it ended with the Manager returns cliffhanger? Even though there would be no suspense regarding Steroids Man and Amanda?

And Season 7 starts with Super Deck?