Immortality

[UnknownSoldier]

I think that smurf up stairs... the one everyone calls god... I think that sick smurf has a hard on for me. You know anyone that has cheated death more times than should be allowed? The guy would should have died early in life but some how managed to stay alive... its not a smurf miracle... its febreeze. I've been beaten broken shot stabbed tazed and yet some how I am still alive... maybe I need to go start cutting peoples heads of sayin there can be only one... wtf

[Forky]

`*scrachtes head* Welcome back US!

Uhm ? You've been shot and stabbed ? Been to military again ? *scratches again*
I hope you are okay with your situation atm, uhm, but though i don't get it all.
Take care.

(And btw i saw a preview of a movie that seems to tell such a story of a guy that won't die. He than does danger stuff and comes out alive somehow, but his girlfriend somehow dislikes that... dunno the title anymore...but it reminded me a bit on final destination, yeah)

Hope you're froot loops okay

[Giana]

Everything happens for a reason is good to have you back here!

[bella]

Sometimes shazam! just happens. We trying to find a reason for incidents is just a way of coping with the futility of some of these. But in this case I agree. Good to have you back.

[Eff]

Yes, one shot or one directed punch can be lot harmful then 20 shots.

(And btw i saw a preview of a movie that seems to tell such a story of a guy that won't die. He than does danger stuff and comes out alive

Was it Mr. gear and clippy?

[Dowster]

Beaten, broken, shot, stabbed and tazed. Wow it almost sounds like you pissed of the police...

Anyways I hope you're off the soup soon, and that things start to look up for you for a damn change. Good to have you back mate